8 Embarrassing Things I thought as a Child

Last week I was thinking about all the dumb things I used to think when I was a child. Looking back on all the things I thought as a child I laugh so much. Since, I laughed at all of these I thought I should share them with all of you guys so you can laugh with me and also leave some of the things you thought about in the comments below.


A list of dumb things I used to think of when I was a child:

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 Vengaboys We're Going To Ibiza was "We're going to eat Pizza"

STORY: You know when you're so used to singing a song a certain way that when you look up the lyrics you're like "no no no this can't be correct" So one time when I was listening to the song I wanted to follow along with the lyrics so I looked them up and when I looked up the lyrics I was highly disappointed there was no pizza involved lol.

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When they didn't put decimals on TV (example: 2000) I thought was $20.00

STORY: This was around the time when I was learning about money and decimals in school. I believe it was around 2nd or 3rd grade. The teacher would say that money would always have a decimal to separate the dollars from the cents. So, naturally when I would see a commercial on tv where it said "Buy this for 29 99" I would think "oh $29 and .99 cents." (hopefully I explained myself well)

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Teachers lived at school

STORY: I think this idea of teachers lived at school came from a time when I was in 1st grade I saw my teacher had a huge suit case near her desk. I assumed that all her clothes were in there and she slept on her desk. That's why she was always in class on time. 

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If you decorated Easter eggs the Easter bunny would come collect the eggs and leave you gifts

STORY: I have no idea why I even thought this. I think this idea branched out from Santa Claus; you know how you leave cookies and milk for Santa and he left you gifts? well I probably thought the same concept applied to the Easter bunny.

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I thought if you put an egg (from the fridge) under a warm light it would hatch into a baby chicken

STORY: I think this idea came from me watching too much tv. I probably saw children on tv do this (but you know with a egg from a hen) I assumed so eggs come from hens... We have eggs in the fridge... so if I get an egg and put it under a warm light I might get chickens too.

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Santa Claus

STORY: we all belived in Santa in one point in our lives. If you want to read when I found the truth about Santa you can click here

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Easter bunny

STORY: I don't know why I believed in the Easter bunny. I definitely know when I stopped lol. It was when I saw he didn't take my decorated eggs and left me any gifts. 

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The old man from the Six Flags commercial was a real old man.

STORY: I'm sure you've all seen what commercial I'm talking about. The one where the old man is dancing and riding the roller coasters at Six Flags. I thought he was a real old man and I was always so concerned that he was going to hurt himself because he would dance so roughly 

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I'm sure that the list is probably endless, but these are the ones that stand out in my head at the moment. 

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