Hey everyone! For todays blog post I am going to do some Christmas jokes so you can tell them at your holiday parties
1. Why was the math book sad at Christmas?
Because it had too many problems.
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
3. Why did Santa go to music school?
So he could improve his wrapping skills.
4. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple.
5. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles.
6. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
7. How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle.”
8. Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shellfish.
9. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
10. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
11. Why did Rudolph get a bad grade on his report card?
Because he went down in history.
12. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.
13. Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so happy?
Because it was stuffed.
14. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
15. How do you know when Santa’s around?
You can always sense his presents.
16. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
17. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
18. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
19. How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit?
Nurse them back to elf.
20. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.
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