Hey everyone! Merry Christmas Eve. Wooo it’s almost Christmas!!! Hope you all are having a wonderful Christmas Eve and I hope you’re celebrating with your all your loved ones. For todays blog post I’m going to be sharing some more Christmas jokes since you all enjoyed them last time.
1.What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve
2.How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house
3.What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
4.What did one Christmas Tree say to the other?
Lighten up
5.Why don’t you want to ever celebrate Christmas with a crab?
They’re shell fish
6.Why is it cold on Christmas?
because it’s Decembrrrrrrrrrr
7.Why does the Grinch enjoy gardening?
because he has a green thumb
8.Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley
9.Where do Santa’s elves go swimming?
The North Pool
10. How does Santa avoid getting sick before Christmas?
He uses hand Santa-tizer
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